acceptingamerican:

A 50- something year old white woman arrived at her seat on a crowded flight and immediately didn’t want the seat. The seat was next to a black man. Disgusted, the woman immediately summoned the flight attendant and demanded a new seat. The woman said “I cannot sit here next to this black man.” The fight attendant said “Let me see if I can find another seat.” After checking, the flight attendant returned and stated “Ma’am, there are no more seats in economy, but I will check with the captain and see if there is something in first class.” About 10 minutes went by and the flight attendant returned and stated “The captain has confirmed that there are no more seats in economy, but there is one in first class. It is our company policy to never move a person from economy to first class, but being that it would be some sort of scandal to force a person to sit next to such a disgusting, unpleasant person, the captain has agreed to allow the switch to first class.” Before the woman could say anything, the attendant turned to the black man and said, “Therefore sir, if you would please retrieve your personal items, we would like to move you to the comfort of first class, as the captain would hate for you to have to sit next to such a disgusting person.”

Passengers in the seats nearby began to applause while some gave a standing ovation.

Forever reblog

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cookiemonstahz:

li-li-litchi:

What if instead of police dogs, there were giant, man sized police spiders

There would be no crime

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archejoiyo:

snivysky:

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I think I did it wrong

I think it’s beautiful

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Anonymously try to seduce me.

Bonus points if you do it as a fictional character of your choice. Seriously, those ones are fun.

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airandangels:

policecars:

Brimfield PD (Ohio) - This is the new puppy at training today….we don’t think the bullet proof vest fits….just yet

BUT HE IS WORKING SO HARD

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vaarsuvius:

lifehack. set yourself on fire. just set yourself on FUCKING FIRE JUST SET YOURSELF ON FIRE!!! JESSJU HRISTC

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freshest-tittymilk:

shiveringandstunned:

Nothing, literally nothing could make me laugh harder than this did.

WHAT IN THE ALMIGHTY FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

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queenhaggard:

noahslark:

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well fuck
queenhaggard:

noahslark:

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well fuck
queenhaggard:

noahslark:

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well fuck
queenhaggard:

noahslark:

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well fuck
queenhaggard:

noahslark:

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well fuck
corriban:

receiveandsend:

hetare-hetalia:

jibblyuniverse:

teenagejamiebennett:

forgottenwinterfrost:

AHAHAHAHHAHAA THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING



this is really cute

just made me think of this


oh my god the best

corriban:

receiveandsend:

hetare-hetalia:

jibblyuniverse:

teenagejamiebennett:

forgottenwinterfrost:

AHAHAHAHHAHAA THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING

this is really cute

just made me think of this

image

oh my god the best

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blackholesofsymmetry:

“do your homework!”

homework

homerowk

homoerk

homoer

homoerot

homoerotic

homoerotic fanfiction

if you insist

my legacy

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sexybritishllama:

this is the most important video i have ever watched

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What if the tumblr logo was in comic sans?

as-seenon-tv:

talking-pigeon:

messed-up-logic:

Like it went from

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to

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Reblog it and look at your blog!

Holy sh*t go look

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